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Post by salkor2 on May 28, 2006 17:49:28 GMT -5
I.......I am the new face of professional wrestling.......I will never back down.............I am Stainless............Stan Steele..........The unbreakable Man with ice in his heart and With poison in my viens............Flip Staley.......you are a contender for a title you can't win......Stuart Robinson, you got my belt around your waist.
I WANT MY SHOT DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
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mastar
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Mam, can I bring Dink home for dinner?
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Post by mastar on Jun 2, 2006 12:10:17 GMT -5
The scene fades in on the Fatman-ryuu Dojo, with Stuart Robinson and the gang standing in front of a generic PWW background, watching this... uhh... whatever... on TV.
Stuart: ...riiiiiiiiight. VD, what would you make of what you just saw?
VD: .....
Stuart: My thoughts EXACTLY. This guy just rolls into town town expecting a title shot, and he hasn't even so much as had a match yet. For all we know, he could belike Freeze or Rufus Funkerdale in disguise and I ain't putting no title on the line in a dark match.
Lisa: So what you're saying is he should prove himself, right?
Stuart: What? Of course fucking not. I'm saying he sounds like a retard and will probably get beat by pussies like Dink.
Lisa: ...that's nice.
Stuart stops as though he realises something.
Stuart: Oh yeah yeah, you introduced yourself,I guess I should too.
Hello Stan Steele. I am Stuart Robinson, one half of the slag shaggin', Dink beatin', jobber burnin', brain scramblin', knee cappin' Los Rudos Infernos, who are YOUR Prowrestling WILD tag team champions AND EVO junior heavyweight tag champions, and on my own I am YOUR PWW junior heavyweight champion AND PWR heavyweight champion. If you step into the ring with me, you'll either leave with a broken knee or a shattered skull. Both if I'm feeling like being evil.
This is Stuart Robinson for PWR TV signing out. Good night.
Martin: *to the cameraman* That's your cue to leave, dick.
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Post by salkor2 on Jun 2, 2006 17:32:43 GMT -5
OCC: are you the one who wrote Fatman Pro stuff at Pro wrestling Wild?
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mastar
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Mam, can I bring Dink home for dinner?
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Post by mastar on Jun 3, 2006 1:32:23 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by salkor2 on Jun 3, 2006 14:39:31 GMT -5
Stan: Yes, I haven't wrestled yet, but this promo was ment to debut me out of ring. I don't expect to wrestle you in my first PWR match, Stu. I know I am going to wrestle some PWR Jobber.
F it. gimme Crazy Delfin in my debut match Raine!
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Post by dolemane on Jun 6, 2006 14:58:25 GMT -5
* The scene opens to Jesse Raine sitting at his desk eyes glazed over holding a flask of only god knows what*
RAINE: Mr. Steele, you've got tenacity; I like that. And I'll give you a match, no not a title match, not a number one conternders match, but a series of trial matchs starting at the next show Renegades of Funk.
*Raine burps and shakes his head*
RAINE: Excuse me. If you win each of these matches you'll get your shot at Stuart, and the PWR Heavyweight Title. But if you lose just one of these matches you'll be working your way up from the bottom of the card like every other jobber in your position.
*Raine smiles*
RAINE: The PWR is all about chances my friend, and I'm giving you the chance of a lifetime. So try to not fuck it up somehow.
* Fadez*
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